I am a WINNER!

Yeah, that's right. I'm a winner. W-I-N-N-E-R. What did you I win, you might ask? Well, I'll tell you, loyal cyber-friends. I won a $10 giftcard to Best Buy for filling out a Verizon survey. BUT that's not the real prize..... the real prize I won was a still-living son! Yeah, you read that right... he's still alive. So what, you might retort. Well, here's what-- Mom, precious giver of life, love, and milk, went shopping today for the first time. Away from me. Away from the baby. For 2 whole hours. And I didn't kill him. HAH! Suck it, Reaper. To quote Sean Connery, "I am the man, dog." I even managed to get him back to sleep on my own, and while (as you already know, constant reader) I am a swaddle-ninja, I had him uber-blissed out and asleep deeper than Robert Downey Jr. after a bender. In short, I have just hit level 18 at the game of Dad-hood. And just because I just made that game up and have no idea how many levels there really are doesnt mean the victory tastes any less sweeeeeeet.