Baby Poo is better than WD40

Ok, yeah, so I have absolutely no scientific evidence to back that up, actually. I'm guessing it's not really great for cleaning things, or for lubricating things, or for any of the 1 million other uses there are for WD40. But it does have some amazing properties... I spent the whole day with mom and Aidan at the hospital today, and got to see 2 poops. First off, it's this really interesting color for the first few days. Like, shimmery-prismatic. Mostly emerald, but with hints of other, sublte tones. Second of all...it doesn't smell much... and what little smell there is is actually pretty pleasant. Of course, I have read (and am, in fact evidence of) that this goes away once they start eating solid foods.

Also, I am now a black-belt swaddle expert.... screw those cowboys who do competitive hog-tying, they have NOTHING on a pissed off newborn. Plus, with a baby you're pretty sure you're always about .2 seconds away from breaking some tiny little bone. That is, until you watch the nursery workers whip your baby around like there's a world championship couples dirty dancing contest going on.

So anyway, everyone should be home tommorow, at which point things will get REALLY interesting as I try to keep the cats from eating a) the yummy smelling new pink thing, and b) the afore-mentioned pleasant smelling poop and relevent diapers.