One small step....

Well, here we go. My wife and I are expecting our first child this Saturday...and I can only imagine what my life post-birth will be like. If you're reading this you most likely know me-- so you know the hijinks and hilarity that will most likely ensue. Hopefully, I'll keep up with this once a week or so....probably more frequently as time allows. Hahahahah. Hahahah. Ha. Ha.....whew. Like I'll have time to sit in front of the computer and type....even if I did the wife would most likely do something which would ensure this would be our ONLY child. Barring anything we might purchase later from the black market, of course.

Aaaaanyway, the current situation is this: the kid, as I said, is due Saturday. Our last appointment was Monday, and as of then the little guy was still snug, not descending in to the pelvis or anything (everytime someone mentions "descending into the pelvis" I picture a fetus rappelling off of various bones I'm sure my wife doesn't really have and hitting the pelvis commando-style ready to giver hell). I'm thinking that he's gone be late....I hope not but, and I'm basing this on absolutely no medical background, if he hasn't even descended yet he's probably going to be stubborn and stay there as long as possible.

My child. Stubborn.

Who'd have thunk?