Halloween Hijinks
Well, that time of year is here again.... Halloween. This year, Aidan has a Frankenstein costume. I was going to get a lab coat to walk around with him begging for candy, but I haven't had time-- Halloween sort of snuck up on me this year. Anyway, his daycare parade was yesterday, and like good parents Mom and I went to see our little prince be adorable.
Turns out 2 year olds don't love being paraded around in front of tons of strange people with cameras. In fact, most of them looked like they had just witnessed Dora the Explorer give Elmo a Columbian necktie, and then set fire to the corpse. Not good....but thankfully they had a party afterwards and the magic of processed sugar made everything better. We took the afternoon to do a little birthday shopping for the guy; I gotta tell you, now that he's into the slightly more advanced toys I LOVE going to Toys R Us. In fact, it's kind of a game I play with my wife...I call it "See how much stuff you can manage to get out of this store with". She's not the biggest fan, oddly.
So tonight we go trick or treating. Kind of. What will really happen is this: We knock on a door. Door opens. Aidan tries to melt himself into my leg and refuses to even look up until we've apologized to the person we're basically stealing food from, and said person has shut the door. We walk away. Aidan says "Bye-Bye". Wash, rinse, repeat. On the plus side, the less time we're home, the more leftover candy I get to horde....so maybe we'll go a little further into the neighborhood than usual.
Or maybe I'll just get a buttload of it on clearance tomorrow....hmmm....
Turns out 2 year olds don't love being paraded around in front of tons of strange people with cameras. In fact, most of them looked like they had just witnessed Dora the Explorer give Elmo a Columbian necktie, and then set fire to the corpse. Not good....but thankfully they had a party afterwards and the magic of processed sugar made everything better. We took the afternoon to do a little birthday shopping for the guy; I gotta tell you, now that he's into the slightly more advanced toys I LOVE going to Toys R Us. In fact, it's kind of a game I play with my wife...I call it "See how much stuff you can manage to get out of this store with". She's not the biggest fan, oddly.
So tonight we go trick or treating. Kind of. What will really happen is this: We knock on a door. Door opens. Aidan tries to melt himself into my leg and refuses to even look up until we've apologized to the person we're basically stealing food from, and said person has shut the door. We walk away. Aidan says "Bye-Bye". Wash, rinse, repeat. On the plus side, the less time we're home, the more leftover candy I get to horde....so maybe we'll go a little further into the neighborhood than usual.
Or maybe I'll just get a buttload of it on clearance tomorrow....hmmm....

