That is NOT an Egg.

I was in the garage the other night, sifting through some boxes, and I came across an incredibly old, dusty book. Turns out it was one of Charles Darwin's journals! Paging through one particular entry caught my eye, so I'm going to share it with you.

It seems that there is an insidious new creature lurking about our humble little home. I've never seen this creature, but I have seen copious evidence of its continued visits. I'm fairly certain it belongs in the Leporidae order; specifically, I believe it is a close cousin to the Bunnius Easterus. Since I believe I'm the first to observe this creature, I am going to classify it as Bunnius Poopus, or the "Turd Bunny".

I first suspected the existence of this creature about a fortnight ago; I was on my way out to the carriage house to remove our waste bins. Upon opening the door connecting the main house to the carriage house, I was greeted with a most curious sight-- a single diaper, wrapped up and placed in the middle of the mat we have there. One might understand my confusion; we do have a young child, but when I remove particularly offensive diapers from the house I am always careful to wrap them in an old paper bag before depositing in the afore mentioned carriage house bin. Yet strangely, this was not wrapped in a bag, nor was it near or in the bin. It was, however, particularly offensive.

With little thought, I discarded the item and carried out my task. I did not dwell on this occurrence, and in truth it escaped my mind until a few days later--when I found ANOTHER one, identical in every aspect to the first! One can imagine the shock. Since that time, I have noted that the appearance of these infernal little packages in my carriage house is occurring with increasing frequency. My wife relates that she has never had this happen to me, and thinks I may be a bit off. I've yet to catch the foul little beastie delivering his packages, but I have high hopes that the bear trap I have set will succeed.

Funny, I seem to have the same problem-- and Mom seems to be oblivious as well. Maybe only men can see this stuff. Hey, wait a
minute.....