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I had a baby. Well, not me, my wife. And then we did it again, but decided to change genders just for fun. And now? Well...apparently, we're doing it all over again.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Good Lord, what happened?

Well, finally I have returned. I apologize for the delay-- I've been on travel a bit, and of course that means when I get back I'm swamped. Nevertheless, that's no reason not to post for nearly a month. The real reason is...

Toddlers. Chasing after a toddler is very. Hard. Work. I'm exhausted all the time-- the kid moves like greased lightning, flitting about from room to room. Most of the time he's a phantom, and I've got to admit I don't always know he's gone until I hear noises from some other part of the house. Usually crash-like noises. Followed by giggling, often accompanied by scurrying cats. Not like I'm actively ignoring him, but he just seems able to phase in and out of rooms. I think he's going to grow up to be a ninja or something.

So what's new? Well, let's see... he knows quite a few words, although his speaking is still limited to what I assume is cursing in Swedish. Because he knows words, though, we can tell him to do things, and he usually listens....however, he has also developed a hell of an "ignore"switch. He's also decided he likes coloring, and definitely prefers certain colors over others. Purple and blue are his favorite, although lately red has been making a strong showing. Mainly on his table, since that seems to be the only place the magical red crayon will work, according to his brain. Also, since he's getting tall, he can now reach things we put on the kitchen table and/or counter. Of course, it's only a matter of time before this ends in tears-- either mine or his. He also loves to play the guitar with me-- he strums, I play the chords. If I stay on one too long, though, he goes all Amadeus on me and yells while pointing to my fretting hand. I'm just waiting for him to pull off the power slide I know is his destiny.

He's also shown an intereste in children's television.....sadly, thus far his favorite show is the Teletubbies. I say sadly because I cannot bear to watch the stuff they do once, let alone twice...which is the crux of the show, you see. They do inane, borderline retarded things, and then yell "AGAIN!!!" and the whole thing repeats EXACTLY AS IT WAS. Thankfully, though, Aidan dislikes this part too. Once he's seen a part of the show the first time, he has no desire to watch it again. And when they inevitably DO show it again, he sighs and turns his head to look out the window or something. But he likes grown-up television too-- he is in awe of Steve Irwin. Maybe it's the accent or something, but it mesmorizes him. And I'm pretty sure he thinks Rachel Ray is his mommy, because everytime he sees he he stops dead in his tracks and stares; often whatever he is holding will just slowly drop out of his hands.

Funny, the same thing happens to me when I see her too. Huh.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Chompers Ahoy

I was away on travel last week, so no update....it was hard, actually. This was the second time I had to be away from Aidan, but the first since he really could express emotion. It was the greatest homecoming in the world-- he was so happy to see me, you would think I walked through the door covered in binkys. However...

What I didn't know was he had started teething anew in my absence. We counted the other day-- right now he has 8, yes 8, teeth coming in all at once. That. Sucks. What's worse is that 4 of them are molars, which by all accounts are the worst. Combine this with the fact that he as of late has been practicing for his terrible twos, and you have one unhappy kid who is not afraid to let you know. He's perfected a pretty interesting move: he'll start crying, and when I reach down to comfort him he will turn into a jellyfish; he lets his whole upper body go slack over my arm, flopping over backwards on my forearm and bellowing. It's a technique I plan to use in meetings, given the chance.

He's also started showing us what he wants...instead of a little shuffling zombie, he now holds his arms straight out while moving about, gibbering. So now he looks like a little Frankenstein, which is marginally better. Of course, I'm waiting for the Bela Lugosi stage. That ought to be fun.